bigeisamazing:

*at Starbucks*

*sees classmate boyfriend out kissing on some other woman*

*would say something but I remember she didn’t let me copy her notes*

“that’s clearly not any of my business”

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dispone:

squad goals.

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me whenever I’m home alone (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

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I should probably masturbate

k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

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e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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